The Perfect Gifts For The Best Momma

Hilarious And Perfect Gift For Mom Blog | Sarcastic ME

Sometimes finding the perfect gift for an amazing mom can be hard. Check out some hilarious, sarcastic and cute gifts to get a loving mom. 

1.I Already Want To Take A Nap Tomorrow Hoodie

I Already Want To Take A Nap Tom Hoodie | Sarcastic ME

It's exhausting being a mom!! Buy HERE or look  HERE for other funny hoodies.

2. Wine And Netflix Kind Of Night Women's Racerback Tank Top

It Is A Wine and Netflix Kind Of Night White Women's Racerback Tank-Top | Sarcastic ME

Even Mom's need a break sometimes.  Buy HERE or buy other Tank Tops HERE.

3. But First, Coffee Throw Pillow

But First, Coffee Throw Pillow | Sarcastic ME

If you're a momma and you don't rely on coffee I admire you. Buy pillow HERE or shop other hilarious pillows HERE

4. Mom Thinks She's In Charge Onesie

My Mom Thinks She's In Charge White Infant Onesie | Sarcastic ME

That's so cute Mom. Shop this Onesie HERE or our other awesome Onesies HERE

 5. I Love Mom Onesie

I Love Mom Pink Infant Onesie | Sarcastic ME

A gift for the baby is a gift for the mom. Buy it HERE and shop the rest of our Onesies HERE

 

6. Daddy Keep Calm And Call Mommy Onesie

Daddy Keep Calm And Call Mommy White Baby Onesie | Sarcastic ME

Every momma's got it. Buy HERE or browse the rest of our collection HERE.

7. Gosh Being A Princess Is Exhausting Unisex T-shirt

 

Gosh Being A Princess Is Exhausting Tee | Sarcastic ME

For the princess momma who's always exhausted buy HERE for more funny tees look HERE

8. Baby Mama Unisex T-shirt

Baby Mama Tee | Sarcastic ME

For the pregnant momma buy HERE for more funny and sarcastic tees buy HERE

9. I Never Dreamed I Would Be A Super Cool Mom Unisex T-shirt

I Never Dreamed I Would Be A Super Cool Mom Tee | Sarcastic ME

For the super cool mom buy HERE or for more cute tees look HERE

10. All Mommy Wanted Was A Backrub Infant Onesie

All Mommy Wanted Was A Backrub Onesie | Sarcastic ME

That's all she wanted! Buy HERE or look for other cute and funny onesies HERE.

11. I'm Cute. Mom's Cute, Dad's Lucky Infant Onesie

Im Cute, Moms Cute, Dad's Lucky Onesie | Sarcastic ME

Dad's just lucky. Buy this onesie HERE and shop other onesies HERE

12. Someone Get My Mom A Latte Infant Onesie

Someone Get My Mom A Latte Onesie | Sarcastic ME

For the sassy baby who has his moms back buy HERE for more funny onesies click HERE

13. Mother Mug

Amazing Loving Mother Mug | Sarcastic ME

For the amazing and loving mother buy this mug HERE or shop other mugs 

14. Wife Mom Boss Unisex T-shirt

Wife. Mom. Boss Tee | Sarcastic ME

For the boss momma buy HERE or shop other great tees HERE

15. Flawless Unisex T-shirt

Flawless Tess | Sarcastic ME

I don't know about you but my mom is flawless.Buy this tee HERE or shop other hilarious and cute tees HERE

16. World's Best Mom Mug

Worlds Best Mom Mug | Sarcastic ME

I have the best mom ever. Buy this mug for your mom HERE or shop others HERE

17. Mom Life Mug

#MomLife | Sarcastic ME

#momlife is actually pretty hard. Buy this mug for your amazing mug HERE or shop other funny and cute mugs HERE

 

September 06, 2017 by Sarcastic Author

Hilarious Things That Will Make Every Food Lover LOL

Hilarious Things That Will Make Every Food Lover LOL

1. Dude With The Food Apron

Dude With The Food White Apron | Sarcastic ME

For the Dudes. Shop HERE or shop other Aprons HERE.

2. All I Care About Is Pizza Unisex T-shirt

All I Care About Is Pizza (And Like 2 People) Black Unisex T-shirt | Sarcastic ME

Buy All I care about is Pizza T-shirt HERE or buy similar styles HERE.

3. Groceries & Shit Tote Bag

Groceries & Shit White Tote Bag | Sarcastic ME

Because grocery bags aren't free anymore. Buy HERE or check out other Tote Bags HERE. 

4. Eat A Lot. Sleep A Lot. Sweatshirt

 Eat A Lot. Sleep A Lot. White Pullover Sweatshirt | Sarcastic ME

The 2 greatest things. Buy HERE or shop other sweaters HERE.

5. Shut Up About Your Diet Eat Your Lettuce Women's Racerback Tank Top

Shut Up About Your Diet Just Eat Your Lettuce And Be Sad Gray Women's Racerback Tank Top | Sarcastic ME

Always sad on a diet. Buy this Tank Top HERE or shop other Tank Tops HERE

6. I Doughnut Care Tote Bag

I Doughnut Care White Tote Bag | Sarcastic ME

For the doughnut lovers. Shop HERE or shop other Tote Bags HERE.

7. Avocado Toast Sweatshirt

Avocado Toast Black Unisex Pullover Sweatshirt | Sarcastic ME

The greatest meal ever. Buy HERE for the Avocado lovers or shop other sarcastic sweaters HERE.

8. You Had Me At Tacos Unisex V-Neck Tee

You Had Me At Tacos Tri-Blend Gray Unisex V-Neck Tee | Sarcastic ME

Who doesn't love tacos? Buy HERE or shop other V-Neck Tees HERE.

9. WTF Where's The Food Sweatshirt

WTF? Where's The Food Black Unisex Pullover Sweatshirt | Sarcastic ME

WTF, I'm hungry. Shop HERE or shop other hilarious sweaters HERE.

10. Pizza Is My Bae Women's T-shirt

Pizza Is My Bae White Women's T-shirt | Sarcastic ME

Bae forever and ever. Shop Now HERE or shop similar styles HERE.

11. Kale Sweatshirt

 

Kale Black Unisex Pullover Sweatshirt | Sarcastic ME


For those health freaks. Buy HERE or shop other sweatshirts HERE.

12.  My Neck My Back My Netflix & My Snacks Unisex T-shirt

My Neck My Back My Netflix & My Snacks White Unisex T-shirt | Sarcastic ME

All you need is Netflix and snacks. Buy this Tee HERE or buy other T-shirts HERE. 

13. FML Food's My Life Hoodie

FML Food's My Life White Unisex Pullover Hoodie| Sarcastic ME

Food is Life. Buy this Hoodie HERE or shop other Hoodies HERE.

14. I Had Boobs For Breakfast Onesie

I Had Boobs For Breakfast What Did You Have Gray Baby Onesie | Sarcastic ME

The best breakfast. Buy HERE or buy other Onesies HERE.

15. Mmm Pizza Sweatshirt

Mmm Pizza Black Unisex Pullover Sweatshirt | Sarcastic ME

I love Pizza. Buy this sweater HERE or buy other sweatshirts HERE

16. Hangry Apron

Hangry Apron | Sarcastic ME

 

Real Anger. Buy this hilarious Apron HERE or other Aprons HERE.

17. Roses Are Red Pizza Is Too Unisex T-shirt

Roses Are Red Pizza Sauce Gray Unisex T-shirt | Sarcastic ME

I don't share Pizza. Buy HERE or shop similar styles HERE.

18. This Shit Is Going To Be Delicious Apron

This Shit Is Going To Be Delicious White Apron | Sarcastic ME

Trust me. Buy this Apron HERE or buy other Aprons HERE.

19. Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Cheese Apron

Sweet Dream Are Made Of Cheese | Sarcastic ME

Nothing like a nice piece of Brie. Buy this Apron HERE or shop other Aprons HERE

 

20. Make The Chef Great Again Apron

Make The Chef Great Again | Sarcastic ME

Make the Chef Great Again! Buy this Apron HERE or shop other Aprons HERE

August 17, 2017 by Sarcastic Author

25 Hilarious Products Every Sarcastic Student MUST Buy!

We know how tough it is to budget properly in College, which is why we have put together some great affordable products that every college student needs.
For all our students, use discount code: student10

1. College Because Hogwarts Doesn't Accept Fafsa Unisex T-shirt

College Because Hogwarts Doesn't Accept Fafsa Tri-Blend Gray Unisex T-shirt | Sarcastic ME

Shout out to Fafsa. Buy this Tee HERE or shop other tees HERE.

2. DTF Down To Fiesta Shower Curtain

DTF Down To Fiesta White Shower Curtain | Sarcastic ME

Always down to Fiesta. Buy this shower curtain HERE or look at other shower curtains HERE.

3. All The Beer Had Had Had Mouse Pad

All The Beer Had Had Had Had No Effect White Mouse Pad | Sarcastic ME

When you think the beer didn't hit but it did. Buy this mouse pad HERE or check out other hilarious mouse pads HERE.

4. Get Shit Done Mug

Get Shit Done White Mug | Sarcastic ME

The mug for finals week. Shop HERE or buy other mugs HERE.

5. Friday Is My Second Favorite F Word Unisex V-Neck Tee

Friday Is My Second Favorite F Word Tri-Blend Gray Unisex V-Neck Tee | Sarcastic ME

Party time. Buy this Tee HERE or buy other V-necks HERE.

6. Stress Relieving Fidgeting Spinner

Stress Relieving Fidgeting Spinner | Sarcastic ME

The perfect toy to help you study or read. Buy HERE or shop other Fidgety products HERE.

7. I'm Not Crazy Because I Teach Tote Bag

I'm Not Crazy Because I Teach I'm Crazy Because I Like It White Tote Bag | Sarcastic ME

For the teachers that actually love what they do. Buy HERE or buy other Tote Bags HERE.

8. Squad Sweatshirt

Squad Black Unisex Pullover Sweatshirt | Sarcastic ME

The whole squad needs one. Buy HERE or check out other sarcastic sweaters HERE.

9. Beard Hair Catcher

Beard Hair Catcher White | Sarcastic ME

Keep the bathroom hair-free and buy this beard hair catcher HERE. Shop other clever items HERE.

10. If I Say First Of All Unisex T-shirt

If I Say First Of All Run Away Because I Have Prepared Charts, Date, Research And Will Destroy You Gray Unisex T-shirt | Sarcastic ME

There's always that kid in class that is always prepared. Buy HERE and shop other Tees HERE.

11. Every Naked Person I See Turns Me On Shower Curtain

Every Naked Person I See Turns Me On White Shower Curtain | Sarcastic ME

It always turns me on. Buy this hilarious shower curtain HERE or buy other shower curtains HERE

12. My Drug Of Choice Mug

My Drug Of Choice Is White Powder Mug | Sarcastic ME

Always my drug of choice. Buy HERE or shop other awesome mugs HERE.

13. National Sarcasm Society Tote Bag

National Sarcasm Society Like We Need Your Support White Tote Bag | Sarcastic ME

For those in the Sarcasm Club. Buy this great tote bag HERE or other hilarious ones HERE.

14. Trendy Red Wine Glass iPhone Case

Trendy Red Wine Glass iPhone Case | Sarcastic ME

Be trendy with this Wine iPhone case. Buy HERE or buy other phone cases HERE.

15. Mentally Unstable And Not Fully Medicated Mouse Pad

Danger Mentally Unstable And Not Fully Medicated White Mouse Pad | Sarcastic ME

When not medicated, stay away. Buy this hilarious mouse pad HERE or shop other mouse pads HERE.

16. Nugs Not Drugs Unisex T-shirt

Nugs Not Drugs Gray Unisex T-shirt | Sarcastic ME

Not drugs, I promise. Buy HERE or shop similar styles HERE.

17. Sarcasm University Shower Curtain

Sarcasm University White Shower Curtain | Sarcastic ME

The greatest university in the world. Buy it HERE or buy other shower curtains HERE.

18. After Monday And Tuesday WTF Mug

After Monday And Tuesday WTF Even Calendar Says WTF Mug | Sarcastic ME

Waiting for the weekend already. Buy this mug HERE or shop other hilarious mugs HERE.

19. Party Til Brunch Hoodie

Party Til Brunch Gray Unisex Pullover Hoodie | Sarcastic ME

Party all night long. Buy this hoodie HERE or shop other hoodies HERE.

20. Stress Reliever - Fidgety Squeeze Cube

Stress Reliever Fidgety Squeeze Cube Black / Green | Sarcastic ME

Must have this toy when bored in class. Buy HERE or buy other Fidgety products HERE.

21. Drinks Well With Others Unisex V-Neck Tee

Drinks Well With Others Tri-Blend Gray Unisex V-Neck Tee | Sarcastic ME

Drink well with everyone! Buy HERE or buy other cool V-Necks HERE.

22. Grammar Mouse Pad

Grammar The Difference Between Knowing White Mouse Pad | Sarcastic ME

Grammar definitely came in handy in college. Buy HERE or buy other mouse pads HERE

23. Wine And Netflix Kind Of Night Women's Racerback Tank Top

It Is A Wine and Netflix Kind Of Night White Women's Racerback Tank-Top | Sarcastic ME

After a long day of school, wine and Netflix is what you need. Buy HERE or buy other Tank Tops HERE.

24. I'm Not Always A Bitch Just Kidding Go F*ck Yourself Mug

I'm Not Always A Bitch Just Kidding Go F*ck Yourself White Mug | Sarcastic ME

Just kidding. Buy this mug HERE or buy other sarcastic mugs HERE

25. Dear Algebra Please Stop Unisex T-shirt

Dear Algebra, Please Stop Asking Us To Find Your X. She's Never Coming Back And Don't Ask Y. Gray Unisex T-shirt | Sarcastic ME

Dear algebra, please stop. Buy this tee HERE or check out other awesome tees HERE.

Here are some extras :)

26. Algebra Mouse Pad

Another Day Gone By And I Didn't Use Algebra Even Once | Sarcastic ME

Algebra was useless. Buy this mouse pad HERE or shop other mouse pads HERE.

27. Math Mental Abuse To Humans Hoodie

Math Mental Abuse To Humans White Unisex Pullover Hoodie | Sarcastic ME

Math is just abuse. Buy this hoodie HERE or buy other hoodies HERE.

28. Don't Make Me Use My Teacher Voice Tote Bag

Don't Make Me Use My Teacher Voice White Tote Bag | Sarcastic ME

It will get loud! Buy HERE or buy other trendy tote bags HERE.

 

May 03, 2017 by Sarcastic Author

Are You Hungry? 37 Items All Food Lovers Must Have

Are You Hungry? 37 Items All Food Lovers Must Have Blog | Sarcastic ME
If you are a food lover like we are, you must see this selection of products that every foody must have!

1. Now Watch Me Whip Apron

Now Watch Me Whip White Apron | Sarcastic ME

Watch me Nae-Nae. Buy HERE or check out other hilarious Aprons HERE.

2. Chop Chop Mommy I'm Hungry Cutting Board

Chop Chop Mommy I'm Hungry | Sarcastic ME

Hurry up, MOM! I'm starving. Buy this hilarious cutting board HERE or buy other hilarious cutting boards HERE.

3. Mmm Pizza Hoodie

Mmm Pizza. Gray Unisex Pullover Hoodie | Sarcastic ME

Pizza will forever have my heart. Buy this Hoodie HERE or shop other hilarious Hoodies HERE.

4. Miso Cute Infant Onesie

Miso Cute White Baby Onesie | Sarcastic ME

Too Cute, Get It Here or browse other hilarious Onesies HERE. 

5. Nugs Not Drugs Unisex T-shirt

Nugs Not Drugs Gray Unisex T-shirt | Sarcastic ME

Nothing like some Nuggets. Buy this Tee HERE or shop similar styles HERE.

6. Dude With The Food Apron

Dude With The Food White Apron | Sarcastic ME

For the Dudes. Shop HERE or shop other Aprons HERE.

7. Be Nice To Me Or I'll Poison Your Food Cutting Board

Be Nice To Me Or I'll Poison Your Food Cutting Board | Sarcastic ME

You better be nice, because when I'm cutting up the food, I'll poison your food. Buy this Cutting Board HERE or shop other cutting boards HERE.

 

8. All I Care About Is Pizza Unisex T-shirt

All I Care About Is Pizza (And Like 2 People) Black Unisex T-shirt | Sarcastic ME

Buy All I care about is Pizza T-shirt HERE or buy similar styles HERE.

9. Groceries & Shit Tote Bag

Groceries & Shit White Tote Bag | Sarcastic ME

Because grocery bags aren't free anymore. Buy HERE or check out other Tote Bags HERE. 

10. Eat A Lot. Sleep A Lot. Sweatshirt

 Eat A Lot. Sleep A Lot. White Pullover Sweatshirt | Sarcastic ME

The 2 greatest things. Buy HERE or shop other sweaters HERE.

11. Eat Pet Bowl

Eat White Pet Bowl | Sarcastic ME

The perfect food bowl for your cat or dog. Buy HERE or shop other Pet Bowls HERE.

12. Make The Chef Great Again Apron

Make the Chef Great Again Apron | Sarcastic ME

Make the Chef Great Again! Buy this Apron HERE or shop other Aprons HERE

13. Let's Eat Grandma Unisex T-shirt

Let's Eat Grandma Let's Eat, Grandma Commas Save Lives Gray Unisex T-shirt | Sarcastic ME

Let's eat Grandma. Buy HERE or shop other T-shirts HERE.

 14. Let's Cook Apron

Let's Cook Heisenberg White Apron | Sarcastic ME 

Get your "Let's Cook" Heisenberg Apron HERE or shop other sarcastic Aprons HERE.

15. Shut Up About Your Diet Eat Your Lettuce Women's Racerback Tank Top

Shut Up About Your Diet Just Eat Your Lettuce And Be Sad Gray Women's Racerback Tank Top | Sarcastic ME

Always sad on a diet. Buy this Tank Top HERE or shop other Tank Tops HERE

16. I Had Boobs For Breakfast Onesie

I Had Boobs For Breakfast What Did You Have Gray Baby Onesie | Sarcastic ME

The best breakfast. Buy HERE or buy other Onesies HERE.

17. Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Cheese Apron

Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Cheese Apron | Sarcastic ME

Nothing like a nice piece of Brie. Buy this Apron HERE or shop other Aprons HERE

18. I Doughnut Care Tote Bag

I Doughnut Care White Tote Bag | Sarcastic ME

For the doughnut lovers. Shop HERE or shop other Tote Bags HERE.

19. Avocado Toast Sweatshirt

Avocado Toast Black Unisex Pullover Sweatshirt | Sarcastic ME

The greatest meal ever. Buy HERE for the Avocado Lovers or shop other sarcastic sweaters HERE.

20. They See Me Rollin They Hatin Apron

They See Me Rollin They Hatin White Apron | Sarcastic ME

Try to catch me cooking dirty. Buy this Apron HERE or shop other Aprons HERE.

21. You Had Me At Tacos Unisex V-Neck Tee

You Had Me At Tacos Tri-Blend Gray Unisex V-Neck Tee | Sarcastic ME

Who doesn't love tacos? Buy HERE or shop other V-Neck Tees HERE.

22. Food Pet Bowl

Food White Pet Bowl | Sarcastic ME

Get your pet the coolest Pet Bowl HERE or shop other Pet Bowls HERE

23. WTF Where's The Food Sweatshirt

WTF? Where's The Food Black Unisex Pullover Sweatshirt | Sarcastic ME

WTF, I'm hungry. Shop HERE or shop other hilarious sweaters HERE.

24. Best Cook Ever Apron

Best Cook Ever White Apron | Sarcastic ME

Must buy for the Best Cook in the house. Buy HERE or buy other hilarious Aprons HERE

25. Pizza Emoji Tote Bag

Pizza Emoji White Tote Bag | Sarcastic ME

For the Pizza lovers. Buy Tote Bag HERE or buy other Tote Bags HERE

26. Pizza Is My Bae Women's T-shirt

Pizza Is My Bae White Women's T-shirt | Sarcastic ME

Bae forever and ever. Shop Now HERE or shop similar styles HERE.

27. Roses Are Red Pizza Is Too Unisex T-shirt

Roses Are Red Pizza Sauce Is Too I Ordered A Large One And None Of It's For You Gray Unisex T-shirt | Sarcastic ME

I don't share Pizza. Buy HERE or shop similar styles HERE.

28. This Shit Is Going To Be Delicious Apron

This Shit Is Going To Be Delicious White Apron | Sarcastic ME

Trust me. Buy this Apron HERE or buy other Aprons HERE.

29. Eat Like No One Will See You Naked Cutting Board

Eat Like No One Will See You Naked Cutting Board | Sarcastic ME

I'm about to go all out. Buy this cutting board HERE or buy other cutting boards HERE.

30. God Made Pizza Women's T-shirt

God Made Pizza So I Wouldn't Be Lonely Gray Women's T-shirt | Sarcastic ME

Thank god for Pizza. Buy HERE or buy similar products HERE.

31. Kale Sweatshirt

Kale Black Unisex Pullover Sweatshirt | Sarcastic ME

For those that eat healthy. Buy HERE or shop other sweatshirts HERE.

32. Hangry Apron

Hangry Apron | Sarcastic ME

Real Anger. Buy this hilarious Apron HERE or other Aprons HERE.

33. My Neck My Back My Netflix & My Snacks Unisex T-shirt

My Neck My Back My Netflix & My Snacks White Unisex T-shirt | Sarcastic ME

All you need is Netflix and snacks. Buy this Tee HERE or buy other T-shirts HERE. 

34. FML Food's My Life Hoodie

FML Food's My Life White Unisex Pullover Hoodie| Sarcastic ME

Food is Life. Buy this Hoodie HERE or shop other Hoodies HERE.

35. Don't Trust Skinny Chefs Apron

Don't Trust Skinny Chefs White Apron | Sarcastic ME

I only trust fat chefs. Buy HERE or shop other Aprons HERE.   

36. Mmm Pizza Sweatshirt

Mmm Pizza Black Unisex Pullover Sweatshirt | Sarcastic ME

I love Pizza. Buy this sweater HERE or buy other sweatshirts HERE

37. Keep The Bitchin' Out Of My Kitchen

Keep The Bitchin' Out Of My Kitchen Cutting Board | Sarcastic ME

Not in my Kitchen. Purchase this great cutting board HERE or buy other great cutting boards HERE.

April 10, 2017 by Sarcastic Author