40 Hilarious Gift Ideas For The Sarcastic Baby Blog | Sarcastic ME

Don't get your newborn baby a boring outfit. Check out some of these brilliant and entertaining baby shower gifts that will make the sarcastic baby and everyone around it LOL.

1. Made In Vachina Onesie

Made In Vachina White Baby Onesie | Sarcastic ME

Where everything and everyone is made. Buy HERE or check out other Onesies HERE.

2. I Drink Til' I Pass Out Baby Bib

I Drink Til' I Pass Out Bib | Sarcastic ME

For the baby that's always down for a good time buy HERE for more bibs click HERE.

3. Miso Cute Onesie

Miso Cute White Infant Onesie | Sarcastic ME

Miso Cute Onesie is too adorable to pass up on. Buy it HERE or go see our other awesome Onesies HERE. 

4. Stud Muffin Baby Bib

Stud Muffin Bib | Sarcastic ME

 

The cutest baby deserves the cutest bib. To buy this bib click HEREfor more hilarious bibs click HERE.

5. Party In My Crib BYOB Infant Onesie

Party In My Crib White BYOB Infant Onesie | Sarcastic ME

Come join the party! Buy this Onesie HERE or shop other Onesies HERE.

6.Pull To Sound Alarm Baby Bibs

 

Pull To Sound Alarm Baby Bib | Sarcastic ME

What would you do without this pacifier? To buy this bib click HERE for more bibs click HERE.

7.Photo With Baby Infant Onesie

Photo With Baby White Infant Onesie | Sarcastic ME

For the baby that already started saving up buy HERE for more click HERE.

 8. I Still Live With My Parents Onesie

I Still Live With My Parents White Baby Onesie | Sarcastic ME

Shop this sarcastic onesie HERE or shop other funny Onesies HERE.

9.100% Perfect Infant Onesie

100% Perfect  Infant Onesie | Sarcastic ME

For the cute and perfect baby buy HERE for more click HERE.

10. If It's So Good You Eat It Baby Bib

 If It's So Good You Eat It Baby Bib | Sarcastic ME

No one wants to eat that baby food. For this bib Click HERE for more bibs click HERE. 

11. I Had Boobs For Breakfast Onesie

I Had Boobs For Breakfast What Did You Have Gray Baby Onesie | Sarcastic ME

Best breakfast ever! Buy HERE or shop our other Onesies HERE. 

12. The Usual Double Shot Leche Baby Bibs

 

The Usual Double Shot Leche Bib | Sarcastic ME

For the baby that is very picky with his orders click HERE for more bibs HERE.

 13. I'm Not Allowed To Date Ever Onesie

I'm Not Allowed To Date Ever Pink Baby Onesie | Sarcastic ME

Protective parents must buy this for their daughter. Buy HERE or shop other cute Onesies HERE.

14. Feed Me You Peasants Bib

 

 

Feed Me You Peasants | Sarcastic ME

For the very sassy baby buy HERE for more adorable bibs click HERE.

 15. Grandma A Mom Without Rules  Onesie

Grandma A Mom Without Rules Gray Baby Onesie | Sarcastic ME

Love Grandma. Shop this HERE or shop the rest of the Onesies HERE.

16. I'm Not Just Milk Drunk Bib

I'm Not Just Milk Drunk Bib | Sarcastic ME

This baby is lit. For this bib click HERE for more click HERE.

17. Mom Thinks She's In Charge Onesie

My Mom Thinks She's In Charge White Infant Onesie | Sarcastic ME

That's so cute Mom. Shop this Onesie HERE or our other awesome Onesies HERE.

18. Drink Bottles Date Models Baby Bibs

Drink Bottles Date Models Bib | Sarcastic ME

For the baby that will clearly only date models click HERE for more bibs click HERE.

19. Don't Make Me Call My Auntie Onesie

Don't Make Me Call My Auntie White Baby Onesie | Sarcastic ME

Auntie got my back. Shop HERE and shop the rest of the collection HERE. 

20. Powered By Milk Baby Bib

Powered By Milk Bib | Sarcastic ME

For the milk baby! Buy this sarcastic bib HERE or you can buy other hilarious bibs HERE.

21. My Prince Daddy Onesie

I Found My Prince His Name Is Daddy White Baby Onesie | Sarcastic ME

Love my Daddy. Shop HERE or see our other sarcastic Onesies HERE.

22.I'm Not Just Milk Drunk I'm Tit Faced Onesie

I'm Not Just Milk Drunk I'm Tit Faced White Baby Onesie | Sarcastic ME

For the wasted babies. Shop HERE or browse our other Onesies HERE.

23. I'm Not Crying I'm Ordering Dinner Baby Bib

I'm Not Crying I'm Ordering Dinner Bib | Sarcastic ME

For the baby that is always crying click HERE for more sarcastic bibs click HERE.

24.You Can Do This Dad Infant Onesie

You Can Do This Dad Infant Onesie | Sarcastic ME

For the dad that can never put clothes on their kid buy HERE for more click HERE.

25. Worth The Wait Onesie

 

Worth The Wait White Infant Onesie | Sarcastic ME

It was damn worth it! Buy this Onesie HERE and shop our other Onesies HERE.

26. Miso Cute Baby Bib

Miso Cute Baby Bib | Sarcastic ME 

Miso Cute Bib is too adorable to pass up on. Buy it HERE or go see our other awesome Bibs HERE.

27Haters Gonna Hate Onesie

Haters Gonna Hate Gray Infant Onesie | Sarcastic ME

F*ck the Haters! Buy this HERE or shop our other sarcastic Onesies HERE. 

28. I Only Cry When Ugly People Hold Me Onesie

I Only Cry When Ugly People Hold Me White Baby Onesie | Sarcastic ME

No ugly people, please. Shop HERE or check out the rest of our sarcastic Onesies HERE .

29.  Daddy Keep Calm And Call Mommy Baby Bib 

Daddy Keep Calm And Call Mommy Bib | Sarcastic ME

For the daddy that never knows what to do click HERE. For more funny bibs click HERE

30. Pretty Fly For A Small Fry Onesie 

Pretty Fly For A Small Fry Gray Baby Onesie | Sarcastic ME

The most fly baby ever. Shop HERE or shop other hilarious Onesies HERE.

31. Feed Me & Rub My Back Baby Bib


Feed Me & Rub My Back Bib | Sarcastic ME

For the very demanding baby click HERE to purchase for more bibs click HERE. 

32. Don't Look At Me, Comin' From My Dad Onesie

Don't Look At Me, That Smell Is Comin From My Dad Gray Baby Onesie | Sarcastic ME

It's not me! Shop HERE or check out the rest of our Onesies HERE.

33. Milk Belly Baby Bib

Milk Belly BIb | Sarcastic ME

For the baby that's always drinking milk click HERE for more click HERE.

34.I'll Have A Bottle Of The House White Baby Bib

Ill Have A Bottle Of The House White | Sarcastic ME

For the fancy baby click HERE for more cute baby bibs click HERE.

35.My Mom Gave Birth To A Legend Infant Onesie

Every Mom Gave Birth To A Child Except My Mom She Gave Birth To A Legend High Five Mom White Baby Onesie | Sarcastic Me

 

Cuz I'm a legend. Buy HERE or check out our other funny Onesies HERE.

36. AB/CD Onesie

ABCD For Those About To Talk White Baby Onesie | Sarcastic Me

For those Rock Babies. Shop HERE and browse our other awesome Onesies HERE.

37.I Love Mom Onesie

I Love Mom Pink Infant Onesie | Sarcastic ME

I Love Mom. Buy it HERE and shop the rest of our Onesies HERE.

38.Daddy's Drinking Buddy Infant Onesie

Daddy's fav. To buy this onesie click HERE or for more awesome onesies click HERE.

39. Half Wild Half Child Onesie

Half Wild Half Child Gray Baby Onesie | Sarcastic ME

Buy HERE for the wild ones or buy some other awesome Onesies HERE.

40.Swag Onesie

Swag Gray Baby Onesie | Sarcastic ME

For all those Swaggy Babies! Buy HERE or buy our other sarcastic Onesies HERE.

Here is an extra one :)

41. I've Waited My Whole Life For A Championship Onesie

I've Waited My Whole Life For A Championship Blue Baby Onesie | Sarcastic Me

I'm a Champion! Buy this adorable Onesie HERE or shop our other hilarious Onesies HERE.

August 14, 2017 by Sarcastic Author

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