20 Gifts For The Sarcastic Basic White Girl

If you love your Starbucks pumpkin spiced latte, Avo toasts and consider yourself the queen of everything l then this blog is #totes made for you.

1. I Pretend That Coffee Helps Mug

I Pretend That Coffee Helps Mug | Sarcastic ME

For the BB that needs a latte with them at all times buy HERE or buy other funny mugs HERE.

2. Avocado Toast Sweatshirt

Avocado Toast Black Unisex Pullover Sweatshirt | Sarcastic Me

 

If you have an avo toast addiction buy this sweater HERE or purchase more HERE

3. A Girl Should Be Wall Decal

A Girl Should Be Wall Decal | Sarcastic ME

Classy and Fabulous is obviously the motto purchase this wall decal HERE for more look HERE

4. Pilates? I Thought You Said Pie And Lattes Mug

Pilates? I Thought You Said Pie And Lattes White Mug | Sarcastic ME

 

Who doesn't like a good pilates class? Purchase this mug HERE or for others go HERE.

5. Cardio Queen Sweatshirt

 

 

Cardio Queen White Unisex Pullover Sweatshirt | Sarcastic Me

If you can't live without your cardio purchase HERE or buy more entertaining sweatshirt HERE

6. If Only Sass Burned Calories Women's Racerback Tank Top

If Only Sass Burned Calories White Women's Racerback Tank-Top | Sarcastic Me

Sass and calories thats all we care about amirite?? Buy this tank HERE or shop other funny tanks HERE

7. Kale Sweatshirt

Kale Black Unisex Pullover Sweatshirt | Sarcastic Me	 

There is no such thing as too much kale. Purchase this product HERE or  buy other funny sweatshirts HERE

8. If I Say First Of All Unisex T-shirt

If I Say First Of All Black Unisex T-shirt | Sarcastic ME

For the girlfriend that will never let anything slide purchase BEWARE and purchase HERE or take a look at other funny tees HERE

9. I Do Not Spew Profanities Mug

I Do Not Spew Profanities White Mug | Sarcastic Me

 

For the basics that can't stop fucking cursing buy HERE or buy  more hilarious mugs HERE

10. Mr Never & Mrs Always Right Couples Unisex T-shirt Set

Mr Never & Mrs Always Right Couples Gray Unisex T-shirt | Sarcastic ME

For the clingy girlfriend that needs a matching set and thinks she's always right buy HERE

11. I Don't Sing In The Shower, I Freaking Perform Shower Curtain

I Dont Sing In the Shower Curtain | Sarcastic ME

 

Every girl loves singing loudly in the shower buy this amazing shower curtain HERE or for more creative curtains look HERE

12. Inhale Exhale Mug

Inhale Exhale Bulldog Mug | Sarcastic Me

 

For the biggest yogi fan buy this mug HERE or buy other sarcastic mugs HERE

13. I Do Yoga To Relieve Stress Unisex V-Neck Tee

I Do Yoga To Relieve Stress Tri-Blend Gray Unisex V-Neck Tee | Sarcastic Me

 

Namaste Bitches. Buy this tee HERE or buy other funny tees HERE 

14. Quick Call Wine-One-One Apron

Quick Call Wine-One-One White Apron | Sarcastic Me

 

Perfect apron for the basic that loves to cook and sip on that chardonnay buy HERE or buy other funny aprons HERE

15. I Slay BeYonce' Phone Case

I Slay BeYonce' Phone Case | Sarcastic ME

Buy HERE for the 'Yonce fan or look at other phone cases HERE

16. I'm Not Always A Bit*h Just Kidding Go F*ck Yourself Mug

I'm Not Always A Bitch Mug | Sarcastic ME

For the bitch that never stops bitchin buy HERE or buy other funny mugs HERE

17. Someone Get My Mom A Latte Infant Onesie

Someone Get My Mom A Latte White Infant Onesie | Sarcastic ME

 

For the basic Mommy to gift to her baby buy HERE or shop other cute and sarcastic onesies HERE

18. Queen of F*cking Everything Sweatshirt

Queen Of Fucking Everything White Unisex Pullover Sweatshirt | Sarcastic Me

For the drama queen that thinks everything revolves around her shop HERE or shop more sweatshirts HERE. 

19. I Doughnut Care Tote Bag

I Doughnut Care White Tote Bag | Sarcastic Me	 

The food they'll never eat but a typical answer nevertheless. Shop this tote HERE or  purchase other funny totes  HERE

20. Party Til Brunch Women's RacerbackTank Top

Party Til Brunch Black Women's Racerback Tank-Top | Sarcastic Me

Buy this tank that the basics will wear when they *don't* go to gym but still wear workout clothes HEREShop more funny tanks HERE

August 17, 2017 by Sarcastic Author

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