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20 Hilarious Dorm Essentials Every College Student Needs

20 Hilarious Dorm Essentials Blog | Sarcastic ME

 

20 Hilarious Dorm Essentials Blog | Sarcastic ME

It's back to school and you have absolutely no idea what you're bringing to college.  Here are some sarcastic and entertaining items you won't be able to head to school without.

1. College Because Hogwarts Doesn't Accept Fafsa Unisex T-shirt

College Because Hogwarts Unisex Tee | Sarcastic ME

 

Shout out to Fafsa. Buy this Tee HERE or shop other tees HERE. 

2.Tomorrow Mug

Tomorrow Mug | Sarcastic ME

Will you really do it tomorrow? Purchase this mug HERE or for buy other  hilarious mugs HERE

3. Squad Sweatshirt

Squad Black Unisex Pullover Sweatshirt | Sarcastic ME

The whole squad needs one. Buy HERE or check out other sarcastic sweaters HERE.

4. All The Beer Had Had Had Mouse Pad

All The Beer Had Had Had Had No Effect White Mouse Pad | Sarcastic ME

When you think the beer didn't hit but it did. Buy this mouse pad HERE or check out other hilarious mouse pads HERE.

5. Every Naked Person I See Turns Me On Shower Curtain

Every Naked Person I See Turns Me On White Shower Curtain | Sarcastic ME

To decorate your dorm room and make everyone laugh buy this hilarious shower curtain HERE or buy other shower curtains HERE.  

6. Get Shit Done Mug

Get Shit Done White Mug | Sarcastic ME

The mug for finals week. Shop HERE or buy other mugs HERE.

7. Friday Is My Second Favorite F Word Unisex V-Neck Tee

Friday Is My Second Favorite F Word Tri-Blend Gray Unisex V-Neck Tee | Sarcastic ME

You don't appreciate the weekend until you're in college. Buy this Tee HERE or buy other V-necks HERE.

8. After Monday And Tuesday WTF Mug

After Monday And Tuesday WTF Even Calendar Says WTF Mug | Sarcastic ME

Waiting for the weekend already. Buy this mug HERE or shop other hilarious mugs HERE.

9. Wine And Netflix Kind Of Night Women's Racerback Tank Top

It Is A Wine and Netflix Kind Of Night White Women's Racerback Tank-Top | Sarcastic ME

After a long day of school, wine and Netflix is what you need. Buy HERE or buy other Tank Tops HERE.

10.  Drinks Well With Others Unisex V-Neck Tee

Drinks Well With Others Tri-Blend Gray Unisex V-Neck Tee | Sarcastic ME

Drinks well with everyone! Buy HERE or buy other cool V-Necks HERE.

11. Math Mental Abuse To Humans Hoodie

Math Mental Abuse To Humans White Unisex Pullover Hoodie | Sarcastic ME

Math is just abuse. Buy this hoodie HERE or buy other hoodies HERE.

 12. If Britney Spears Survived 2007 Mug

If Britney Spears Survived 2007 You Can Make It Through Today White Mug | Sarcastic ME

This mug will keep reminding you that you CAN do it! Buy this mug HERE or buy other mugs HERE.

13. Party Til Brunch Hoodie

Party Til Brunch Gray Unisex Pullover Hoodie | Sarcastic ME

Party all night long. Buy this hoodie HERE or shop other hoodies HERE.

14. A Fun Thing To Do In The Morning Mug

A Fun Thing To Do In The Morning Is Not Talk To Me White Mug | Sarcastic ME

Everyone in the office needs to know. Shop this Mug HERE or check out our other awesome Mugs HERE

15. Sarcasm University Shower Curtain

Sarcasm University White Shower Curtain | Sarcastic ME

The greatest university in the world. Buy it HERE or buy other shower curtains HERE.

16. If I Say First Of All Unisex T-shirt

If I Say First Of All Gray Unisex T-shirt | Sarcastic ME

There's always that kid in class that is always prepared. Buy HERE and shop other Tees HERE.

17. Mentally Unstable And Not Fully Medicated Mouse Pad

Danger Mentally Unstable And Not Fully Medicated White Mouse Pad | Sarcastic ME

When not medicated, stay away. Buy this hilarious mouse pad HERE or shop other mouse pads HERE.

 18. National Sarcasm Society Tote Bag

National Sarcasm Society Like We Need Your Support White Tote Bag | Sarcastic ME

For those in the Sarcasm Club. Buy this great tote bag HERE or other hilarious ones HERE.

19. A Day Without Coffee Is Like Mug

A Day Without Coffee Is Like.. Just Kidding I Have No Idea White Mug | Sarcastic Me

And I will never know. Shop this Mug HERE or similar Mugs HERE.

20. Dear Algebra Please Stop Unisex T-shirt

Dear Algebra, Please Stop Gray Unisex T-shirt | Sarcastic ME

When you realize you'll never use these skills again. Purchase this tee HERE or buy  more sarcastic tees HERE

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